Thursday, August 25, 2011

Dummies and Hurricanes

Yup it's here again - hurricane season is upon us and what fun it is to watch. Eileen is no exception. It's not like a fucking surprise, it happens every year. EVERY YEAR! So it astounds me as to why the people who live in that region of the world get all tipped over every time another tropical storm / hurricane is reported to be headed for a given area. They have 2 days to fucking leave - so go!

100 years ago the poor fuckers were caught off guard, and the Seminole Indians have been dealing with these things since the beginning of time - without CNN or the Weather Channel and they survived. Perhaps Captain Obama should go to one of the tribal leaders and get some fucking advice that has no agenda behind it?

Shit, that won't happen - it makes too much sense. Nope, the feds will do what they always do. Toss a few warnings, watch the coverage via satellite and issue ATM cards to those who are too fucking stupid to take the necessary precautions, and purchase the insurance one should have when living in that region of the world.

So if you live on the east coast, in the "potential" pathway of the impending hurricane here is a hint - GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE! If you choose to stay then duct tape yourself to a tree and videotape your own demise. That will get some serious hits on Youtube, eh?

Weather and natural disasters are inevitable, stupidity and ignorance is not. Ok, well maybe they are but it is fixable. Maybe it's time to thin the herd and deepen the current gene puddle by ridding the world of the weak, stupid, stubborn and ignorant souls? Perhaps this is Darwin's revenge, or just more proof that he was right all along.

Given all of our technology, there is no reason why anyone should even be injured due to this storm. It's not like a fucking volcano or earthquake that has NO warning. I live in LA and I know about it, so no excuses should be accepted for personal injuries or death.

Again, if you live in the potential pathway of the storm Eileen, get the fuck out of the way or count to seven and we will meet you up in heaven - but do the rest of us a solid and videotape it for us. Cheers!


2 comments:

  1. The mid-west (the term mid-west pisses me off. There is nothing west about any hick state landlocked from the Pacific ocean.) is going flood, again, and just like after this hurricane, my tax dollars are going to pay for the recovery, again. How about FUCK NO, FUCKING MOVE AWAY FROM THE __________ (fill in the blank with your yearly disaster) area or shut the hell up about the horrible damage it did to your home. Because your stubborn and/or stupid, my tax dollars have to bail you out? And new orleans, it's a shit hole to begin with, and guess what, it's built below sea level, so guess the FUCK WHAT IDIOTS, it's going to flood, AGAIN!

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  2. And again and again. Stupidity should be designated a disease, except our tax dollars would have to pay for that too. We are fucked either way!

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