Penis Rooter

So this Catherine Kieu cut her about to be ex-husbands weenis off. Why? Allegedly after an argument over houseguests staying at their condo, which by the way belonged to the husband. Here is how it could have gone down:

Catherine laced that evenings dinner with some sort of medication / poison causing her husband to go lay down in bed, as he wasn't feeling well. Then, dude wakes up tied to the bed, his wife standing over him with a 10" knife. She then proceeded to cut his dick off and throw it down the disposal. Whether or not the disposal was turned on isn't clear yet - as the doctors are not talking about whether there was an attempted re-attachment.

The fucked up part of this story, aside from this cat getting his johnson cut off, was the conversation they had to have during and following the pee-pee amputation. I can only assume it went something like this:

Man: Why am I tied up?

Catherine: You pissed me off.

Man: I'm sorry, what are you angry about?

Catherine: You want to have a sleepover and I wanna be alone.

Man: But we are getting divorced.

Then this poor fucker notices the knife

Man: What the hell are you going to do with that?

Catherine: I'm going to cut your dick off.

Man: Seriously?

Catherine: Yup.

I can only assume it was at this point that Catherine began to saw through this dudes wiener, and I'm relatively sure it hurt, and he screamed.

Man: Hey, any chance of you putting that on ice for me? I'm not done with it yet.

Catherine: (laughing) not a chance asshole. You will never use this bitch again.

At this point Catherine left the bedroom, with her dickless husband still tied up and bleeding to throw his pecker down the kitchen disposal, and to call the cops.

At this point, being the vindictive insane bitch she is she probably went up and started making sick fucking jokes at her still tied up husband.

Catherine: You won't be writing your name in the snow without footprints anymore. Oh, and now you are relegated to pee sitting down. Bet you won't leave that fucking toilet seat up again now will you?

At this point the cops arrived and she answered the door asking if they wanted coffee.

Cop: Where is the victim?

Catherine: Resting upstairs in bed.

The cops go into the rooom to find this poor bastard dickless, naked and tied to the bed - bloody as hell.

Man: She cut my dick off.

Policeman: Can you describe the missing penis?

Man: It's a cock...

Policeman: There is no need for profanity sir.

The police at this point are untying the man.

Man: It's about this long (man gestures with his hands).

Police: Is that fully erect sir, or in subzero temperatures?

Man: (to wife) where is my fucking cock?

Catherine: In the disposal.

The medical folks finally arrive to stabilize the man as the cops go into the kitchen to search for the missing penis.

Cop: Mam, where is the penis in question?

Catherine: Down the drain.

Cop: You mean the disposal?

Catherine: Yup.

The first cop looks at the second cop.

Cop: I'm not going in to get it.

Cop 2: Well I'm not touching that thing either.

Cop calls on his radio: Send in the penis retrieval unit.

Cop: Mam, why would you cut your husbands dick off?

Catherine: He was going to have a slumber party.

Cop: Mam, your husband is 60 years old. I'm sure he doesn't have slumber parties.

Catherine: He deserved it.

And with that Catherine was taken away to jail, where she was charged with a shitload of felonies - still claiming he deserved it. The man was reported to be in good spirits following his "surgery" so this evil fucking woman obviously didn't have the forethought (no pun intended) to turn the disposal on. She almost makes that Bobbitt bitch look smart. At least she tried to hide the evidence.