Tuesday, July 12, 2011

Nancy disGrace

We all have heard Casey Anthony got off - possibly away with murder. Thank God the entire circus is over, or is it?

The prosecution involved in the trial sucked, dropped the ball, fucked the dog or whatever euphemism fits. The defense attorneys did just enough to create reasonable doubt in the jurors minds. Just like an NFL playoff game - one winner and one loser.

The one "reporter" who can't seem to shut the fuck up about the trial is Nancy "I am the dumbest woman on TV" Grace. This psycho has been running her chubby gullet about the guilt of Casey Anthony from day one, and all but guaranteed a guilty verdict.

Guess what fatty - you were wrong!

The prosecution swung for the fence and missed. Given our society here is the probable outcome:

Casey Anthony will get rich. Not just a little rich but fucking loaded. If she hires a publicist worth a shit this woman will end up on Leno, Letterman and perhaps the lizardman Larry King will break his retirement of pedophilia to interview her. I would love to see Whoopie Goldberg go all old testament on Casey just to have Casey break out the duct tape and chase one of the ugliest women on the planet off stage - all while Elisabeth Hasselbeck cry her eyes out.

There will no doubt be a movie deal, book deal, video game and perhaps even a Casey Anthony app for all handheld devices. This chick is going to clean up.

Charlie Sheen will end up moving her into his house and doing a reality show called WINNING! They will probably be doing bong hits on TV so prepare your comfort Bon Bon's now.

Nancy disGrace, you are pathetic. This chick will be worth more than you in less than a year! The only thing she was found guilty of was lying to police - shit, you lie to the public everyday. And those pathetic pictures of your twins you constantly put on your show are just awful.

You obviously couldn't make it on daytime TV (there wasn't a role open for a fat, obnoxious, out of work lawyer who probably blew her way through law school) so get over yourself. You obviously aren't as smart as you think you are which comes as no surprise to anyone except you and those who subscribe to the National Enquirer.

Feel free to introduce yourself to a treadmill and take some of that misguided jack you are getting paid and invest in a Lifestyle Lift. Your jowls are irritating.

1 comment:

  1. Todd is too shy and doesn't really say what is on his mind. Lol! Nancy's fiance got murdered in 1979 by a co-worker, that's why she got into the law biz with a vengeance...

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