It's too bad the Donald has officially pulled out - of the presidential bid for 2012. Trump was behind Bishop Romney by a few points early in the process. Gingrich is going to try - and his weakness, at least according to the republicans is his sordid past. Ironic that this is exactly what makes Trump compelling and popular.
Allow me to expand.....
Gingrich is a fragile candidate at best. He has spoken poorly of politicians in his own party. He likes to fuck women who are not his wife. He has appeared in ads with Pelosi, albeit both were clearly uncomfortable. Hell, maybe he slid up into her as well? They are both old, political and ugly. I'm just saying....
Trump on the other hand loves controversy. Dude lives for it. If the Donald was asked about his past womanizing, Trump would go all Rockstar with his answers. "Shit yeah I nailed her, her sister, her mother and second and third cousins too. Sometimes more than one at a time".
If asked about Pelosi, "I wouldn't fuck that bitch with Newts cock". The Donald might be an asshole, but dude has standards and has proven throughout his life that money buys pretty much anything, including happiness.
Let's not forget Trump is a proven winner in business, and aside from the global disasters upon the US right now, my money would be on Trump to fix it. Do the Chinese have a direct translation for "fuck-off sir"?
It's sad to me the republican party is so divided, and from Palin to Pawlenty cannot field an opponent to defeat, let alone challenge the moronic incumbent. Let's face it, Obama may go down as the worst president in history.
Here are the front runners and why they can't win -
Mitt Romney - Priesthood holder Romney is a Mormon. That's one concession away from polygamy. If that dude wins, we are all in for national family home evenings, Jello in new and mysterious flavors, Seminary at lunch breaks in the private sector and subsidies for Mormon Assault Vehicles (Suburbans, Expeditions and full size vans). There is a reason why this cat doesn't have his own show on Fox News.What kind of fucking name is Mitt anyway? Aren't mitts used to catch balls? Does Mitt have a sibling named Racket, Paddle or Net?
Gingrich - I hear he is an exceptionally bright guy, but he is a master manipulator. How else can anyone explain how a fat, ugly politician slid up into anything female besides his wife - who is obligated to allow him to defile her?
Michelle Bachman - Entirely too attractive to be the leader of the free world. Her husband hasn't been the President, and there hasn't been a parody porno made from her likeness......yet.
Tim Pawlenty - Don't know much about this cat but his last name could very well disqualify him on length alone. If dude follows suit with the rest of his party's antics he has several autistic, illegitimate children cruising around. But what the hell? If the Terminator can pull it off anything is possible.
Palin - She won't run, no way no how. Palin is having way too much fun fucking with the potential candidates, because love her or hate her she controls a lot of votes. She has money and notoriety so entertainment is all that's left. The Presidential job doesn't look all that fun these days. Talking shit about who is in office is.
I'm very sad I won't be able to hear Trump run his mouth about anything important. I don't watch his show, but I was so looking forward to hearing sir Combover utter those immortal words - You're Fired!
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