Open Letter to Pakistan

Dear Pakistan -

We here in the US have this cool new technology, maybe you have heard of it? It's called TV - and let's not forget about the interweb. Yup, we have 'em both.

Your ignorant shitbox Prime Minister Syed Yousuf Raza Gilani addressed Parliament following the porting of Bin Laden's dome, and scolded the US for executing a military or covert operation on their soil without their permission. Dude went on to say that if the US did it again, the Pakistani military would have a reaction.

Sure you will tough guy.

You will launch a nuke at a superpower inside your own country? Yeah, that's going to happen.

Oh, so you're going to send some planes over to bomb the operation? Hear me when I say C-O-L-L-A-T-E-R-A-L damage - or the killing of your own civilians. We all know that won't happen.

You want to send a few warheads over to the US as punishment? Good luck with that. You will be turned into the top of the worlds largest coffee table before you get a report from CNN on how your aggression turned out.

Look, dusty third world country - we give you 3 billion a year to be a good little rogue nuclear nation and shut the fuck up. We ask to use your shitty little country to supply our troops in Afghanistan because we are polite. Don't believe me? Try saying no and see what happens.

Face it Pakistan, the US is the only thing that prevents India from kicking your shitty little ass. Quit hiding terrorists, quit aiding bad guys and stop running your gullet. After all you don't want to be the feature attraction on the CIA's next closed circuit TV event, now do ya?