SLUT Walk

Our Canadian buddies, in their infinitely passive wisdom, decided to allow a police officer to be a keynote speaker at a college forum - the subject was how to make women feel safe(er) walking the campus at night. Bear in mind this is a cop.

So the cop goes through his diatribe, and when asked about specific steps that should be taken by a member of the audience dude replies, "don't dress like a slut".

Pretty straight forward, common sense advice.

Wait, did this cat say slut? In Canada that particular piece of verbiage cannot even be said on the radio. Nonetheless these 4 words spawned what would be known as a SLUT walk. And not just in the great white north. Here in the states the movement has legs on it.

Now let's be clear what happens in the big bad unfair world. Women love attention. I only need to go as far as breast implants to validate that point.

I know, I can hear it already - "I got my boobs done to make myself feel better". Fair enough. Let's examine that statement, if for no other reason to show the world how moronic it is.

Women know that sex sells. It sells in every society on the planet, and it works. We as men buy cars, houses, watches, clothes and every toy imaginable for the soul purpose of getting laid. Married or not. Committed relationship or not. Women are smart, very smart. They know this.

When a woman gets her boobs enhanced (bigger) there isn't a ton of guesswork that goes into the reason why, regardless of the bullshit that may be uttered. Women want to be attractive to their mates.

Oh you say big boobs aren't necessarily attractive? Allow me to retort.

Check out any gold or platinum porn title made in the past few years and 99% of those movies have chicks with huge boobs in them. I can't imagine a flat chested pair of women doing girl on girl scenes - would seem like midget kiddie porn. Boring and not compelling.

That's not to say women who don't have large boobs are not attractive, or are incapable of producing a great piece of filth. However, numbers don't lie.

So women who walk around in tight little shirts showing off their tits, please don't be offended if guys everywhere are staring at them and keep saying "what?" every time you say something remotely provocative or witty. Blame your fun bags, and that hottie in the mirror who dressed you.