Some of the feedback I have received from my readers as of late suggests that I pick a "positive" topic, or one that doesn't reflect the world going to shit - now or in the very near future. Well, I'm going to give it a shot. Here goes.
What the fuck are the Kardashian sisters famous for? Can anybody tell me what any of the three have done to be "famous" or reach celebrity status? Sure their daddy was one of OJ's attorneys, but he didn't get his own talk show, or launch legalzoom.com or do interviews from Buttfuck, Montana in tasseled leatherskin jackets giving legal opinions on shit he wasn't involved in. In fact the dude died.
Then, Ms. Kardashian married Bruce Jenner who won some olympic medals. Jenner WAS famous for about 6 minutes before he vanished into obscurity - albeit he has "G" list status for life. Momma Kardashian birthed 3 pretty girls, but several women have done that. Shit, visit Utah and you will find a woman who can double or possibly quadruple that many live births of future hotties. So mom didn't do a fucking thing to propel these girls from well to do rich kids to having a "reality" tv show.
That's another thing that pisses me off - writers get no credit for writing these stupid fucking shows - another subject, another day. Back to the matter at hand.
One of these bimbos married Lamar Odom of the Lakers. He is a half step above Luke "I wanna date the unmarried sister but I'm white and ugly" Walton and will be forgotten as soon as his last game is played - unless he beats up his famous wife. Nah, that shit never happens - whatever...
The eighties and nineties were cool, and are often cited on youtube comments because it took talent and work to become a celebrity. You had to have something to offer even if your voice sounds like nails on a fucking chalkboard. So far, as hard as I try, I cannot make that argument for any of these chicks.
I live in Burbank, near a jogging trail and you cannot throw a dead cat without hitting a hot woman - so what the fuck is so special about these sisters?
Reggie Bush is with me on this.
Now, in the world of "hey lets put a fucking family of morons on TV and call it a show" it appears our entertainment barometer is fucking busted. Of course there is the obligatory book that goes with all of this shit as well. It will probably be a best seller among those who are just beginning to bleed monthly and cross-dressers.
I can hear it now, "they are racially diverse", or "their actions bridge cultural gaps". What a crock of shit. I'm racially diverse, I wanna bridge cultural and socioeconomic gaps. How come I don't have my own TV show?
Actually, the Kardashian's as a TV show are a fucking embarrassment that cannot be undone. They have polluted you tube, twitter, facebook and every other media outlet because of titties and asses. I like titties and asses - well you get the point.
Let's just go ahead and name it, the condition of being famous for no legitimate reason - Hiltons disease. You guessed it, I named that after the godmother of being famous for no good reason, Paris. Have you seen her porno? She should be ashamed of her performance in that flick. No intensity, no motivation, not much of anything. She looked like a geriatric trying to ride a bicycle with arthritis and bad knees. Worst part is I can't get that 8 minutes back.
All I can hope for is on my deathbed I will not look back as Hilton's lame attempt at sex being the single biggest waste of time EVER. I can only worry about that so long as I never see the Kardashian's show.
LMAO!!!! It's funny you mention Paris Hilton in this...
ReplyDeleteKim Kardashian is “famous” for her sex tape with Ray-J, The male "rapper" (please!!!) And brother to Brandy- famous for being a "Pop star"(Bitch can’t sing), then a reality show with her brother and most recently winning “Dancing with the stars” .
Although, it will be argued that "they" were "famous" before the sex tape “leaked”, because of the whole OJ shit, or because they have the clothing stores "Dash" or because Bruce Jenners son (Brody Jenner) was on the MTV hit series "The Hills" and dated LC (Also from The Hills), who is also simply famous because of privilege, not because she or any or them for that matter did anything to warrant "Celebrity status"! So along with you and Reggie, I concur!
Final note… In my opinion, Kim owes quite a bit to Mr. Ray-J; he put her meaty ass on the map! He did call and congratulate her on her recent nuptials (on the day of the wedding, telling her that she would be nothing without him and that she should be glad he fucked her! Lol) And it was recently reported “that Ray-J and Kim’s new hubby, Chris were seated next to each other on a flight, at which time, Ray extended his hand and said “congratulations” and Chris wouldn’t shake his hand, Ray then said “do you know who I am? (Started to lol) of course you do!” Chris said “yeah, I know how you are” got up and moved to another seat on the plane.
All-in-all… Anyone these days can be “famous”, but it takes a “special” kind of “someone” to get there!