Yup, how surprising presidential candidate Mitt (who names their kid after a baseball glove anyway? does he have a brother named Facemask?) has 5 children. After all, the dude is mormon. Mitt is sealed to his betrothed for eternity - according to his theology. Sure hope she doesn't piss him off in this lifetime or the afterlife will see him building a split celestial level mansion so dude won't have to deal with her.
In the mormon religion, the congregation members refer to each other as "brother so and so" and "sister so and so" - why? I have no fucking idea. Seems creepy to me, especially when the bishop is sticking it to another members wife. And wasn't some dudes wife referred to as his "sister" before they were married and welded at the hip?
So of the 5 Romney boys, not one served in the military. Myself, along with most others didn't serve in the military either - BUT, we don't spend our time trying to convert others to believe our theological fairy tale and then run for the most powerful position on the planet. It's tantamount to trying to convince a grown ass man the Tooth Fairy is real, and asking for his vote.
When asked why none of his kids served in the armed forces, Mitt replied that his boys are serving their country now by working his campaign. What a crock of shit. I would bet a testicle that every one of his kids went on their LDS (church) missions for two years, and then went to college.
Then they married their aforementioned sisters, allegedly. Nepotism and incest has a new face, and it is the family portrait of the Romney's.
The shitty thing is this cat is leading the polls for the republican representative and could ultimately become the president - not because he is so fucking qualified. Not because he is enlightened. If he becomes president it will be because Obama has done such a shit job.
Just think, if Romney makes it into office, and ends up doinking some White House bimbo it will be the beginning of another reality show called "Big Presidential Love". No impeachment, just polygamy.
Get ready America, all kinds of shit will change if this cat gets into office. The cabinet will forever be referred to the quorum. Twice a year the dude will address the nation from downtown Salt Lake City in what will probably be billed as the "National Conference".
You can also expect a "quorum", er, cabinet filled with Mormons. And Mo's, like the Taliban think women are subordinate to men (as they cannot hold the priesthood) and the rest of the world should believe the way they do. They are not militant - YET.
The ONLY reason polygamy was banned by the Mo's was to gain statehood. Is this the kind of dude we want running the world? Shitty thing is I'm not sure there is a better alternative.
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