Charlie Sheen

Charlie Sheen is the guy most hetro, white males want to be. Charlie sleeps with no less than two "hotties" each night, does huge amounts of narcotics, has a hit network TV show, lives life on his own terms and told (arguably) the most successful producer on TV today to go fuck himself. Oh yeah, Charlie can afford it pulling in just shy of 2 million dollars per episode. Charlie has had his two young children taken from him, and for what? Smoking crack with porn stars? How many parents have ever done that? Right.............me either. But that isn't to say that there aren't a gaggle of "parents" who do. Those upstanding citizens just lie when it comes to their parenting skills. Here is an idea for you who are of the opinion that Charlie is a poor parent - spend a week being COMPLETELY HONEST. No little white lies to spare the feelings of others. None of the greasy BS answers to make your spouse / boss / coworker / friend / family member feel good. Go ahead, tell them how fat they are and that a proper introduction to a treadmill is way overdue. Go ahead and let them know how pretentious their life has become. Tell them how they are one cliche away from obscurity. Try it for one week, and see how long you have your kids.